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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

1  If a kid asks where rain comes from . . . 
2  I wish my name was Todd . . . 
3  It’s easy to sit there and say . . . 
4  If you’re robbing a bank . . . 
5  I remember we were all horrified . . . 
6  You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? 
7  I’m not afraid of insects taking over . . . 
8  Just because swans mate for life . . . 
9  If you ever reach total enlightenment . . . 
10  Whether they live in an igloo or . . . 

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